And I’m proving it by moving DANNY 2:3s publication date to April - sorry…
Naughty, I hope, because if you’re really, REALLY good at being bad, an exclusive DANNY Xmas card can be yours…………
Max is at it again. Attacking great institutions like Xmas and mocking them. Join in here….
Some readers are looking for Copies of I’ll Be Your Dog - can YOU help?
Yes, DANNY 2:3 will be up for sale on Black Valentine’s Day. Available to pre-order soon. Watch this space………
Yes, DANNY is now available form Amazon for only £4.48 POST PAID! There are not enough exclamation marks to do this event justice…
Yes, I am giving away 1300 PAPER COPIES of REAL BONA FIDE BOOKS. Shocking, I know, in a world of e-books, but there you have it - I’m a luddite. If you want ‘em, come and get ‘em…
Like losing your virginity, the day you discover you’re as common as dirt tells you how hot you really are……..
Here’s a chance for all you DANNY afficionados stuck in your ivory towers to get out more by reading on-line instead of old-fashioned print books. Losers…
See some of the rejected DANNY covers. Beware penises……..


