DANNY XMAS OFFERS |
Just a quick blog to give you some news. First, we have managed to get DANNY onto the ‘Fulfilled by Amazon’ programme. What this means is Amazon holds (larger) stock of the books so you can get it cheaper. It is now available at the ridiculously low price of £4.48 – and that is POST PAID! That’s cheaper than the book would be if you bought it in Asda’s. So if you want a copy for a friend’s Xmas, or your friend wants a copy for themselves, or you just want to buy eight of them for free distribution to the poor this would be the moment. Here’s a link – now make the most of it:
Only £4.48? I’ll have two, thanks!
But if you do want to give to the poor, why buy only eight when you can get TEN for a mere £15.99 POST PAID from us here at Poison Pixie? These books are FREE! Yes, you heard me right. The £15.99 only covers the postage, no charge for the books. Why don’t you give one to all your friends, or relatives, or workmates, or just those random poor? This shit could get you into heaven you know…
Earn your sainthood here:
Just call me the Madonna of the dirty book…
If you live in a foreign country, i.e. not Britain, fear not. We have not forgotten you. Just e-mail Suzy at marketing for a quote and she will fix you up but good, right here:
Hi Suzy, flood my country with DANNY joy
If you want to get these kind of hot offers ahead of the crowd, and stay in the top bunk when it comes to DANNY news, but are too fucking lazy to sign up for our newsletter – we feel you (can you tell I’m watching The Wire right now?). For all those who hate email newsletters with a passion, you can simply go and read our newsletter online right here:
Last, but not least, a new novella is out from Vanessa de Sade, ‘that other writer’ (who is not me, I’m telling you). This one has a gorgeous cover, on the arty edition, shown here (but the one/s on the erotica site/s is/are shit, seriously. I will never understand why women like these men’s-tits-are-bigger-than-the-women’s covers.) I haven’t read this yet, but it has a great plot. You can purchase it digitally here:
Gorgeous, dark Melancholia Falls on Kindle UK
Here: Sumptuous, sexy Melancholia Falls on Kindle US
And in – GASP! – paper here: Wistful, weeping Melancholia Falls on REAL PAPER!
That’s all folks!
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