Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
10.30.2009
Bronson’s Bedlam
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Oh, these zany outsider artists. Who cares why he didn’t just go to art school, or what made him waste his whole life in solitary confinement. Not me, I’m watching his penis sway in slow motion as he beats up pigs in full riot gear. Awesome.

02.17.2009
I drink your milkshake
Categories: Chancery Stone, DANNY Quadrilogy, movies | Add a Comment

DANNY, the ultimate vampire novel with no vampires

12.28.2008
Sad, Boring, and Head-bangingly Funny
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when it comes to masturbation over love objects a fanboy in full hard-on mode proves the “thinking with their dicks” saying to the inch

12.14.2008
The Sound and the Fuzzy
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The book is the Brokeback Mountain of its day, claiming to be ever so controversial and outspoken when really it’s some kind of dinosaur throwback trying to wring sympathy for people who deserve none

11.29.2008
What Empire Magazine & Total Film Taught Me About Women
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I am a subscriber to Empire Magazine along with Total Film. I am also a woman. These two things do not mix.

11.09.2008
Why I Love America
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I would not swap my one packet of frothy American soap for fifty buckets of British suds