Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
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If I have to look at one more pansy in mascara attempting to be ‘threatening’ while wearing more flounces, zips and hair lacquer than a female impersonator, I will do serious damage to any cunt who writes another paranormal romance. Seriously. Stop it.

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They don’t want hidden meaning. Not unless it’s only hidden for the forty minutes of each episode. They want Smallville, Buffy, anything where Monster of the Week shows up and then they find a note/mystic medallion/special power so that it is no longer a mystery. Hooray!

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Working in an alternate reality for a moment, where writers and directors actually listened to ‘fans’, we’d still all be watching Shakespeare, with men dressed as women and only seven basic Greek drama plots in circulation.

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I would not swap my one packet of frothy American soap for fifty buckets of British suds