Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
07.21.2010
It’s NOT nice to be nice
Categories: Chancery Stone's fucking amazing thought for the day, gender | 6 Comments

My typist and I recently fell out after a profitable and amicable 7 year relationship. Was this because of irreconcilable differences? No. It was because of niceness.
My typist had a grandson coming to stay over the summer, just as I asked her to proofread DANNY 3/1. She didn’t want to do this because her grandson [...]

11.29.2008
What Empire Magazine & Total Film Taught Me About Women
Categories: gender, movies, social commentary | Add a Comment

I am a subscriber to Empire Magazine along with Total Film. I am also a woman. These two things do not mix.