Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
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I am a subscriber to Empire Magazine along with Total Film. I am also a woman. These two things do not mix.

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As I am just putting the finishing touches to How to Write the Perfect Novel, my next masterpiece, available now from Amazon for pre-order How to Write The Perfect Novel – everything you ever wanted to ask about writing bestsellers but were afraid to ask, I haven’t got the time to find an interesting subject [...]

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I would not swap my one packet of frothy American soap for fifty buckets of British suds

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It’s a good reason for never spending too long on internet searches. It’s a black hole of hate, you know