Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
12.28.2008
Sad, Boring, and Head-bangingly Funny
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when it comes to masturbation over love objects a fanboy in full hard-on mode proves the “thinking with their dicks” saying to the inch

12.19.2008
My Secret Shame – or 20 things you would never believe about Chancery Stone
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How many of you would publish a list like this? Liar. You know you wouldn’t.

12.14.2008
The Sound and the Fuzzy
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The book is the Brokeback Mountain of its day, claiming to be ever so controversial and outspoken when really it’s some kind of dinosaur throwback trying to wring sympathy for people who deserve none

12.08.2008
My New Booky Wook (with thanks to Russell Brand – I think)
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Naming names and showing no mercy to the perpetrators, it will submerge you in such brain-numbing brilliance you may never browse through a library in quite the same way again….