Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
01.20.2009
Rewriting The Truth With Charlie Dickens
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Working in an alternate reality for a moment, where writers and directors actually listened to ‘fans’, we’d still all be watching Shakespeare, with men dressed as women and only seven basic Greek drama plots in circulation.

01.13.2009
The Sea Monkeys of Doom
Categories: America, hobbies | Add a Comment

Never, ever give your children Sea Monkeys. It will destroy their hearts and shrivel their souls.

01.07.2009
I SHOPPED MY MUM TO THE COPS! My Life Story as told by Take a Break
Categories: dysfunctional families, popular culture, social commentary | Add a Comment

I’ve come to realise that being truthful is not nearly as important as being “realistic”, and in the “real world” victims are always saved, and always learn A Life Lesson