Chancery Is God
America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map.
Categories: movies | 20 Comments

Oh, these zany outsider artists. Who cares why he didn’t just go to art school, or what made him waste his whole life in solitary confinement. Not me, I’m watching his penis sway in slow motion as he beats up pigs in full riot gear. Awesome.

Categories: TV | 1 Comment

They don’t want hidden meaning. Not unless it’s only hidden for the forty minutes of each episode. They want Smallville, Buffy, anything where Monster of the Week shows up and then they find a note/mystic medallion/special power so that it is no longer a mystery. Hooray!