If I have to look at one more pansy in mascara attempting to be ‘threatening’ while wearing more flounces, zips and hair lacquer than a female impersonator, I will do serious damage to any cunt who writes another paranormal romance. Seriously. Stop it.
10.12.2009
They don’t want hidden meaning. Not unless it’s only hidden for the forty minutes of each episode. They want Smallville, Buffy, anything where Monster of the Week shows up and then they find a note/mystic medallion/special power so that it is no longer a mystery. Hooray!
07.17.2009
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Twilight is Hollywood’s gift to Stephenie Meyer’s fans. It’s crap – but they’re loving it. Fuck, it surely doesn’t get any more karmic than that.
12.28.2008
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when it comes to masturbation over love objects a fanboy in full hard-on mode proves the “thinking with their dicks” saying to the inch
11.29.2008
I am a subscriber to Empire Magazine along with Total Film. I am also a woman. These two things do not mix.
11.09.2008
I would not swap my one packet of frothy American soap for fifty buckets of British suds
