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I am as humble as my enormous talent requires
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SPECIAL OFFER: DANNY Volume 1 RRP £16.99 (UK)

Our Price Only £8.49 Postfree UK ONLY

Yes, it’s the classic first volume of the DANNY Quadrilogy, the novel that has been shocking booksellers and readers alike since 2004.  Buy the new edition below or pick up the red hot first edition for only £8.49 post free for a thousand pages of sex, violence and abuse.  Hurry, very limited stocks!

Also shipped post free to the USA @ £12.99 via Surface Mail (6 to 8 weeks delivery)

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An Introduction to the DANNY Quadrilogy with a FREE 24 page excerpt from DANNY 1 All You Ever Wanted To Know About DANNY But Were Afraid To Ask between these small but dirt-packed pages. Reading may never be the same again……..

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CHUCKING IT ALL

How Downshifting to a Windswept Scottish Island Did Absolutely Nothing to Improve my Quality of Life

Max Scratchmann ISBN 9780954611583 £11.99

In the true Maveric tradition, Chucking It All is the slimy under-belly of every glib getting-away-from-it-all book you ever read. Find out what downshifting in an inhospitable landscape is really like as you follow the warts-and-all adventures of urban misanthrope, Max Scratchmann, as he valiantly tries to forge a new life in the windswept Orkney islands, and grumbles his way through unending winters with eighteen-hour nights; nocturnal visits from drunken farmers and booty calls from desperate divorcees.

HOW to WRITE the PERFECT NOVEL Only £9.99 postfree

There are hundreds of conventional writers’ guides on the market, but none so scathing, cynical and downright cantankerous as this one. Forget toadying to publishers or obsessing over return postage, in this insider exposé veteran author, Chancery Stone, spares no-one’s blushes as she strips the book world bare and reveals the true natures of publishers and authors alike.

ILLUSTRATION 101 now in its THIRD EDITION and still only £12.99 postfree.

In this fun-to-read manusal you will quickly learn how to land Dream Commissions and wow Art Directors; get past the Scariest Secretaries; get loads of FREE Publicity; speed up Slow Payers; create killer newsletters and do a hundred other cool things to put your freelance illustration career straight into the fast-lane.

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How to Grab the ATTENTION of Art Directors and Editors by the Simple Use of Postcards Illustrated in full colour throughout. Only £15.99 postfree in the UK or USA (Please allow 14 days for delivery)
Fast & Effective Guerrilla Marketing Techniques for Photographers, Illustrators, Graphic Designers, Animators and All Other Visual Artists and Image-Orientated Creative Professionals.